Hitler was one of the most evil men in history.He ordered the mass genocide of 6 million Jews and was pretty much responsible for kicking off World War II.Although, on the plus side, if he hadn't have done all that there would be no Call of Duty: World at War

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Mate, it still doesnt beat THIS. There are other versions but this is the original and the funniest!!!

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Agreed G lol

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Locals are said to be in a state of shock after Police found a stash of guns behind a library in Barnsley yesterday.

A spokesman said "The people of Barnsley are really stunned by this news.......they had no idea that they had a library!"

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Warped Reality Clan Captain

Police cordoned off Liverpool City Centre this morning when a suspicious object was discovered in a car.

It later turned out to be a tax disk

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Warped Reality Clan Captain

A black irishman was walking past a news agents which had a sign in the window saying " Black man wanted for rape of a teenager" so he walks in and ask's for an application.

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A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the
Counter and said 'Hi, I'm looking for a job'.

The man behind the counter replied 'Your timing is amazing. We've just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes and wear the uniform provided. The hours are a bit long but the meals are provided. You also have to escort the young ladies on their Overseas holidays. The Salary package is £200,000 a year'.

The Scouser said 'You're bullsh!tting me!'

The man behind the counter said 'Well you started it!'

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Warped Reality Clan Captain

A redneck boy ran into his house and proclaimed, "I found me the girl I'm gonna marry and she's a virgin.

"Infuriated, his father pounded his fist on the table and replied, "No way is you gonna be marryin' that girl. If she ain't good enough for her own family, then she sure ain't good enough for ours!"

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I applied for the apprentice TV show but was turned down.

Apparently my ideas for a bungee Jumping experience for disabled people called Spastics on Elastics and an underwear company for the disabled called Mongs in Thongs were inappropriate.

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lol @ bennet

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